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These are new photos of Uma Thurman out and about on Tuesday, sporting a strange ring on her ring finger. Engagement much? Could be. Uma is allegedly still with billionaire Arki/Arpad Busson. Uma and Arki have had a famously tumultuous relationship, breaking up and getting back together several times over the past few years. Last December, it’s thought that Uma (or maybe Arki) broke off their then-formal engagement after a huge fight. But since then, they seem to have gotten back together. Who knows, though? Eh.

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It's true, and the old biddy didn't even see it coming. Also today: casting news about some smaller-time actors that is still pretty interesting, the Family Guy guy goes all earnest on us, and some thoughts on David E. Kelley. More »

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Us Weekly’s cover story this week is old-school Jolie-Pitt-Aniston uncool Bermuda Triangle bullsh-t, with a newish twist: apparently, Us Weekly is excerpting from Andrew Morton’s Angelina book. Previously, Morton is the one who claims that Angelina homewrecked Ethan Hawke’s marriage to Uma Thurman, and she also supposedly seduced Lenny Kravitz back in the 1990s, and Ralph Fiennes sometime before Brad. Oh, and Andrew Morton is also going to tell us about all of the VOODOO that she does so well.

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Julia Stiles is keeping relatively tight-lipped about her upcoming guest starring role on the 5th season of Dexter but she has started talking a wee bit about her role. Showtime, as you can well imagine, does not want too many deets about the 5th season to come out before it debuts this September but in a new interview with Zap 2 It, Stiles does give us hints at what’s to come:Showtime remains tight-lipped about what’s going down in the upcoming season of “Dexter,” but recently cast Julia Stiles opened up — if only a tad — about her new role and what drew her to the series.

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So I finally got a chance to read Star Magazine’s full cover story on Angelina’s voodoo, and her affairs with everyone from Ralph Fiennes (hot), Lenny Kravitz (meh) and Ethan Hawke (ew). First, let me point out that in Star’s print edition, they put up photos of Ralph, Ethan and Lenny, all of them shirtless, side-by-side. It’s kind of awesome. All three look like they’re fresh from mounting La Jolie.

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Yesterday, we did a little preview of Star Magazine’s cover story this week, all about how Angelina Jolie does voodoo, and Brad cries like a little girl. Actually, I think the tabloids are legally obligated to add “…and Brad cries like a little girl” at the end of every Angelina story. Anyway, Jezebel has a much better preview, and hell, why not? According to Star’s preview/excerpt of Andrew Morton’s biography of Jolie, Morton will reveal several of the men Angelina was fooling around with before (and perhaps during) her relationship with Brad. Ralph Fiennes!

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Mary-Kate Olsen looks like slumpy death warmed over. [Evil Beet]Jennifer Love Hewitt returns to her tacky weave. [Lightly Salted]More stills from Sex & the City 2: Revenge of the Cameltoe. [Agent Bedhead]Kate Hudson finally let Ryder get his haircut. He looks good! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]One of Tiger‘s girls got picked up by the po-po. [Bossip]Trailer for the Australian thriller The Square. It looks good! [Moviefone]The Drunk Child wears a white tiger head. [LimeLife]The new Scissor Sisters single. [PopBytes]Another photo of Zeta‘s 40-year-old naked ass.

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Last night after the Oscars and local news Jimmy Kimmel aired a funny skit called The Handsome Men’s Club featuring cameos by such attractive souls as Sting, Patrick Dempsey, a shirtless Gilles Marini (from Sex and The City), Rob Lowe, John Kraskinski, Matthew McConaughey, Ethan Hawke, Josh Hartnett, Taye Diggs, Tony Romo, Keith Urban, Lenny Kravitz, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. The bit went on way too long and was just an excuse to add cameos by countless celebrities. Every time you turned around it seemed a new celebrity was shown sitting around the ever-expanding table.

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While everyone in Hollywood was busy preparing for last night's celebrity prom, a 3D movie was quietly having the best March opening weekend ever. Sure it was on IMAX screens so every ticket cost $40, but it's still impressive.1) Alice in Wonderland — $116.3 millionYes, one hundred and sixteen million. That's a lotta millions! What this basically means is that those of you who were desperately hoping that this whole 3D renaissance would be a crazy and passing fad are unfortunately going to have to suffer and endure for a bit longer, because that shit is eminently bankable right now.

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The Independent Spirit Awards have always been held the night before the Oscars, but this year they decided to move it up to the Friday before the Oscars. I have no idea why this happened, but whatever. Everyone showed up and got drunk and won big, with Precious and Crazy Heart being the two favorites of the night.

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