Lindsay Lohan

This does not support the theory that you've recovered, girl!Witnesses in West Hollywood looked on in horror on Wednesday as Lindsay Lohan pulled out of parking garage and accidentally hit a woman pushing her child in a stroller!!!That's right - she struck a baby with her effing Maserati! How come rehab didn't teach her how to avoid that????One source recounts how LiLo's car sped out of the lot and then only briefly paused at the red light. She then sped through the traffic signal, clipping the woman and her child as they crossed the street.

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The Crackhead has her license back, and we‘ve been warning you LA bitches to stay out of her way. Actually, scratch that, I have no idea if she actually has her license back or if she just thinks she’s allowed to drive now, in her crack-addled mind. In the less than two weeks that Lindsay has been out of her jail & rehab, she’s already been stopped by the cops once for failing to stop for a stop sign, and she’s already been back to her crackhead haunts like the Chateau Marmont. So what was next on Lindsay’s agenda? Some typical crack shenanigans - like hitting a baby.

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Happy 90210 Day! See you at The Peach Pit. [PopEater]Ellen Pompeo has six toes. For real. [Yeeah]Heidi Montag won‘t let her fake sex tape be released. [The Superficial]Michael Bay offers a reward to find the horrible puppy-throwing woman. [WWTDD]Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is NOT naked in Machete. [Celebnewswire]Jenna Fischer‘s dress could have been lovely, but that bodice took a fug, tacky, geometric turn for the worse. [Go Fug Yourself]Top Chef recap: I actually watched it, and I HATE the guy who won. [Gawker]First look at Season 2 of Glee! [Seriously? OMG!

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Lindsay Lohan‘s life just keeps getting more interesting … not only has she seemingly NOT ceased her partying ways despite being freshly released from rehab, not only has her estranged father moved all the way across the country so that he can live closer to Lindsay in order to try and infiltrate her life … but NOW she is learning that she has another sister, fathered by Michael Lohan as a result of a brief love affair in the early 90?s.

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"It’s so sad! The police found cocaine in Paris Hilton's purse. It’s her own fault because, like a schmuck, she grabbed Lindsay Lohan’s bag."- Joan Rivers on Twitter

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We don't know how the girl can make it any clearer. When will Michael Lohan understand that Lindsay doesn't want anything to do with him!No, seriously, he doesn't care that she has sent him a cease and desist letter. He doesn't care that every time his name is mentioned to her, she spits out acid venom. He's decided that he is sticking this act of alleged parental concern out for as long as the media keeps reporting on it.

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Diddy is sued after firing a 51-year-old - PopEaterVanessa Hudgens gets into a minor car accident - Just Jared JrAshton Kutcher denies cheating reports - Huffington PostJerry Lewis has some thoughts for Lindsay Lohan - DListedChristina Ricci steps out in denim - Hollywood TunaSee what Sir Ian McKellan looked like when he was young - TowleroadDavid Letterman calls Paris Hilton an idiot - RadarCheck out Kelly Osbourne’s Pussycat Doll makeover - CelebuzzMila Kunis hits the beach for Friends with Benefits - CelebslamNigel Barker is surrounded by models in NYC - ASLChris Martin unveils a new song -

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Ugh … I got some bad news for Lindsay Lohan … well, actually, it’s bad news for the entire Los Angeles, CA area … her estranged father and all-around fame monger Michael Lohan has moved to LA from NYC, NY. In an attempt to be closer to his supposedly sober daughter, Daddy Lohan has taken up residence in an apartment in Santa Monica, CA which is just a hop, skip and a jump away from Lindsay‘s SoCal home.

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Below is a very blurry video of Jennifer Aniston’s new “young man” coming and going from their date. Or should I call him “the whippersnapper”? Even though the video is blurry as hell, the guy looks really young. And not unlike Jersey Shore’s The Situation, right? He’s giving me Situation vibes. Anyway, she has a new boyfriend, allegedly, because she went on a date with this guy last night at the Sunset Towers. The eyewitness account of their date… well, I laughed.

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Newlyweds T.I. and Tameka Cottle get busted for marijuana in Los Angeles - TMZVanessa Hudgens gets in a fender bender at CVS - Just Jared JrRobert Rodriguez disinvited Lindsay Lohan from Machete premiere? - Us WeeklyMadonna and Lourdes continue to hit the set of W.E.

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