Paris Hilton

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I don’t even know where to start with the mess that is Tara Reid. I Googled her to see if I could find some interesting stories to put with these catastrophic photos, and honestly, this girl has been getting into trouble all over the place. Just a glance through the headlines: Tara Reid is out of control, Tara Reid parties with Ex-Fiancé, Tara Reid can’t even walk to her car after a night of partying, Tara Reid is pissed on a yacht, dances with Buzz Aldrin, What Happened to Rehab, Tara Reid? Etc. So basically, Tara is back to being a drunken wreck. Old-School Taradise!

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I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

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Montana with her dad in 2006. Credit: WENN.comIn a sad commentary on the state of fame, Matrix star Laurence Fishburne’s 19 year-old daughter is voluntarily releasing what sounds like a professionally shot and edited adult film through porn juggernaut Vivid. Fishburne’s daughter, Montana, is quoted as saying that she’s doing it to follow the Kim Kardashian route to success: Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter is making a serious push to break into Hollywood — and she’s doing it with a hardcore sex tape.

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Brace yourselves, y’all … after a report came out earlier this week that claimed that Paris Hilton is currently working on a new album of music inspired by Aussie pop goddess Kylie Minogue, Paris was spotted shooting a new music video in Ibiza for her as-yet unreleased new album … behold:As her new album “is in production,” Paris Hilton wastes no time to move on to promotional effort. The celebrity socialite has recently filmed visuals for her forthcoming single. She is pictured rocking a pink bikini, a pair of matching high heels and blue-framed sunglasses.

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Believing that the shackles of justice are simply too tight for spoiled celebrities who drive drunk, then repeatedly violate their probation, some Lindsay Lohan fans who apparently lack hobbies and/or jobs staged a rally in NYC. A Free Lindsay Rally. Supporting the troubled star for reasons unknown, fans rallied at Beach Bum Tanning in New York, a salon once used by Lindsay, sister Ali and mom Dina. Protesters railed against the "harsh treatment Lindsay is receiving," noting that Lohan was given twice the time Paris Hilton was for a similar violation.

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A Federal judge blocks the Arizona Immigration Law from going into effect tomorrow.Watch out!

Marie-Eve here again. I spent the afternoon watching CNN and all this talk of Arizona Immigration reform in the US has got me thinking that I may finally be able to get rid of Jesus for good, because the longer I thought about it, the more it made sense that there’s no fucking way he has his citizenship to Canada, because that involves paper work and long waits in line at government offices that mistake him for a homeless man and throw him out as soon as he steps foot in the lobby of the building.Well that and we live in Canada, so I’m assuming that whole thing doesn’t apply this far north.

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So I really don’t have any sympathy for Paris Hilton. Much like Lindsay Lohan, Paris does it to herself, and she’s a victim of her own laziness, stupidity, vanity and general a–hole-ishness. But isn’t it interesting that Paris is making news again? She had been keeping a lower profile for the better part of a year, and now all of a sudden she’s making headline by almost getting arrested for possession and for her drunken, f-cked up antics. Paris has been partying in Europe the past few weeks… I think of it as her European Whore Tour. While in St.

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I don’t really think this needs words to describe how amazing, pathetic, desperate and disgusting all this is at the same time…I don’t know if this is sent from hell or if this is some kind of miracle…but I know I fucking hate it…she is a pig of a fucking woman and seeing her shove the fan to her pussy only makes sense…you gotta air that shit out…otherwise the infection spreads…especially in summer…we know you all too well…cunt….

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