Ralph Fiennes

By popular demand, I present to you this week’s Hot Guy Friday! Actually, I think it was just two commenters who were begging for this, but you girls (and a few dudes?) seem to enjoy it, so let’s get started, shall we? Unfortunately, this week wasn’t amazing for random hot men being spotted by photographers, so I’m probably going to add some vintage glimpses at some of our favorite dudes. Above is my lover Liam Neeson. He and the A-Team crew have been working their asses off this week promoting the film in Europe.

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Yesterday, Us Weekly released part of their epic cover story, which is basically a series of excerpts from Andrew Morton’s new unauthorized biography of Angelina. The online article was all about how Angelina’s mom Marcheline “abandoned” her right after Marcheline and Jon Voight split up. It all seemed very cheap. But Us Weekly also teased something I had never heard before: that Angelina might have had a little something with Leonardo DiCaprio. Now Crushable has a few more excerpts and they are… disappointing.

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Us Weekly’s cover story this week is old-school Jolie-Pitt-Aniston uncool Bermuda Triangle bullsh-t, with a newish twist: apparently, Us Weekly is excerpting from Andrew Morton’s Angelina book. Previously, Morton is the one who claims that Angelina homewrecked Ethan Hawke’s marriage to Uma Thurman, and she also supposedly seduced Lenny Kravitz back in the 1990s, and Ralph Fiennes sometime before Brad. Oh, and Andrew Morton is also going to tell us about all of the VOODOO that she does so well.

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So I finally got a chance to read Star Magazine’s full cover story on Angelina’s voodoo, and her affairs with everyone from Ralph Fiennes (hot), Lenny Kravitz (meh) and Ethan Hawke (ew). First, let me point out that in Star’s print edition, they put up photos of Ralph, Ethan and Lenny, all of them shirtless, side-by-side. It’s kind of awesome. All three look like they’re fresh from mounting La Jolie.

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Yesterday, we did a little preview of Star Magazine’s cover story this week, all about how Angelina Jolie does voodoo, and Brad cries like a little girl. Actually, I think the tabloids are legally obligated to add “…and Brad cries like a little girl” at the end of every Angelina story. Anyway, Jezebel has a much better preview, and hell, why not? According to Star’s preview/excerpt of Andrew Morton’s biography of Jolie, Morton will reveal several of the men Angelina was fooling around with before (and perhaps during) her relationship with Brad. Ralph Fiennes!

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Check out these new stills of Gerard Butler in the modern-day Iraq War film adaptation of the Shakespeare tragedy, Coriolanus.LOOK: Behind-the-scenes Gerry in uniform on the set of CoriolanusRalph Fiennes is starring in and directing the movie, which is about a banished hero of Rome who allies with a sworn enemy to take his revenge on the city. Also starring: William Hurt, Brian Cox and Vanessa Redgrave.LOOK: Gerry on set in a tanktop

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Gerard Butler, actor and shameless cad, surfaced on the Belgrad set of the big screen adaptation of the William Shakespeare tragedy Coriolanus this week lookin’ like a sexy hunk of Jennifer Aniston-lovin’ man beef. I guess I never pegged Butler as a fan of the Bard but he seems really gung ho in playing the big bad in this movie version of Coriolanus:I read Coriolanus back in college (like, a million years ago) and for the life of me, I cannot really remember what the play is all about.

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Gerard Butler shows off his tree trunk arms while shooting his new movie, Coriolanus, in Belgrade, Serbia on Wednesday (April 28).The 40-year-old Scottish stud will play Tullus Aufidius, commander of the Volscian army, in a contemporary version of Shakespeare’s Rome-set political play.Coriolanus is actor Ralph Fiennes’ directorial debut (he also stars in the movie). William Hurt, Eddie Marsan, Jessica Chastain and Vanessa Redgrave also star.This project is full circle for Gerry.

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Ricky Gervais is sensitive about his weight. You can tell he’s sensitive, because he’s used public and media criticism of his weight in his stand-up acts and in his scripts. He’s trying to get to the criticism before the critics, but you can tell that it bothers him. Call me crazy, but I’ve always loved that Ricky is a little fluffy, and I think he wears his weight well. So he’s got a belly… more to love! Anyway, Ricky has lost some weight recently - he still looks a little fluffy, and he’s still cute, but his image does seem a bit sleeker and tighter.

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Jennifer Love gave herself a pear ass on her book cover. [Agent Bedhead]Glee promo: “Like A Prayer”. It‘s good. [PopBytes]A Justin Bieber Tween Revolt is worse than a Twihard Revolt. [Lightly Salted]David Arquette reveals the meaning behind Coco‘s name. Uh, it really wasn‘t that difficult to figure out, dude. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]My puppy is only slightly smaller than this puppy. [Bossip]Gerard Butler talks to Ralph Fiennes before he goes to bed. Swoon! [Moviefone]Bombshell was stupid enough to want to marry Jesse James. [LimeLife]Jesse James sexually harasses too. What a tool.

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