Project Runway premieres tonight. Are you excited? Iâm not. And I love the show, and Iâve watched every season. But I just feel like âmehâ. I usually feel this way at the beginning, though. And then three weeks into it, Iâm addicted. But Project Runwayâs return is being hyped, and Heidi Klum appeared at a premiere party for it yesterday in New York. Doesnât she look⊠pregnant? I donât think she is, but that jumpsuit is all kinds of hideous and unflattering.That brings me to an important question: does anyone even keep up with Heidiâs pregnancies anymore?
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Kelly Bensimon is looking better, but is still completely nutburgers
Kelly Bensimon went out jogging yesterday, and I found two things interesting about the photos: one, Kellyâs body doesnât look crazy, and she actually looks healthy and two, her face isnât jacked up on her mindâs insanity. Of course, Kelly is still pretty crazy, so donât let this photo fool you. She recently sat down for an extended interview with Out Magazine (full piece here), and this woman⊠there is very little hope for her. At this point, Iâm just praying that itâs the tequila talking.
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Lindsay Lohan doesnât want to go to rehab right after jail
Would you like the real dish on what Lindsay Lohan is really and truly like in jail? Look no further than this hilariously tragic portrait of Lindsay, via The Sunâs sources: LINDSAY LOHAN has been moved to solitary confinement to keep her away from abusive inmates, according to a recently released lag. The actress has reportedly kept prisoners at LA County jail awake at night as she wails over the taunts chanted at her repeatedly throughout the day. As a result, Lindsayâs been put in lockdown as officials bid to make conditions more bearable for all, says former inmate Cheryl Presser.
Eric Roberts is on âCelebrity Rehabâ because heâs addicted to medical marijuana
Last week, I saw the story that Julia Robertsâ older brother Eric Roberts had joined the âcastâ of Celebrity Rehab, but I didnât think that much of it. Honestly, Iâve heard the rumors about Eric and his addictions, and I thought it was just more of the same. But I was wrong! It turns out that Eric isnât addicted to crack or heroin or even tequila⊠no, Eric likes the chronic. Heâs been tweeting (heâs on Twitter?!?) about his addiction to medical marijuana: Eric Roberts checked into âCelebrity Rehabâ last week. His wife, Eliza, told E!
Tim Gunn doesnât care for the 1980s, or crack-smoking judges
Tim Gunn is a God among men. I live for bitchy, hilarious Tim Gunn interviews, and theyâve been sorely lacking in the run-up to this weekâs grand return of Project Runway. Whatâs that? Did everyone else forget about it too? Yeah, PR comes back on Thursday at 9 pm. While I donât think PR has gotten bad under Lifetimeâs management, it does seem less like âevent televisionâ you know? Maybe itâs just the normal drop off for any show thatâs entering its eighth season.
Mark Ruffalo announced as the new Incredible Hulk after diva Ed Norton got fired
A few weeks ago, the president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige publicly smacked down Edward Norton. Norton had been in talks to reprise his role as The Incredible Hulk in The Avengers, the film that will be like the greatest hits of several of Marvelâs comic-book action stars. Negotiations between Norton and Marvel broke down, and Kevin Feige released a bitchy public statement about Norton, claiming that they were looking for âan actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members.
Mel Gibson rants about âglum c-ntsâ & Oksanaâs ex Timothy Dalton in new audio
Radar has released yet another audio tape, and I realize that Iâve lost count of what number this is. Sixth or seventh maybe. You can listen to the tape here - itâs shorter than most of them, and it basically sounds like a two-and-half minute long message that Mel left on Oksanaâs answering machine, although she was actually on the line with him. Oksana stays silent and just listens as Mel rages at her.
Lindsay Lohan has had blackouts longer than her jail sentence
I know admitting this will make me sound idiotic, but I honestly thought that when Lindsay went to jail, we would be spared the constant barrage of crack shenanigans and daily updates about her existence. I was wrong. Because even though we donât have the visual âpleasureâ of seeing whatever state Lindsay is in on a daily basis, we still get various legal updates. And the news is not good for people who like to see crazy, entitled, violently stupid crackheads thrown into jail for a long time.
Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair before going to jail
For real! Gossip Copâs sources claim that Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot with Norman Jean Roy for the October cover of Vanity Fair. I wonder if she did an interview too? Gossip Cop claims that she did, but Iâm kind of hoping she didnât - I hope instead, they just got some media/celebrity analyst to write about what an aâhole she is. As opposed to reading Lindsayâs crack quotes about how misunderstood she is. Gossip Cop can exclusively report that shortly before Lindsay Lohan went to jail she gave Vanity Fair an interview for its October cover.