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Project Runway premieres tonight. Are you excited? I’m not. And I love the show, and I’ve watched every season. But I just feel like “meh”. I usually feel this way at the beginning, though. And then three weeks into it, I’m addicted. But Project Runway’s return is being hyped, and Heidi Klum appeared at a premiere party for it yesterday in New York. Doesn’t she look… pregnant? I don’t think she is, but that jumpsuit is all kinds of hideous and unflattering.That brings me to an important question: does anyone even keep up with Heidi’s pregnancies anymore?

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Kelly Bensimon went out jogging yesterday, and I found two things interesting about the photos: one, Kelly’s body doesn’t look crazy, and she actually looks healthy and two, her face isn’t jacked up on her mind’s insanity. Of course, Kelly is still pretty crazy, so don’t let this photo fool you. She recently sat down for an extended interview with Out Magazine (full piece here), and this woman… there is very little hope for her. At this point, I’m just praying that it’s the tequila talking.

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Alexander Skarsgard is a lovely model. [Pop Sugar]Naomi Watts is the new face of Ann Taylor. Also: Limelife defended me, so thanks Limelife! [LimeLife]Aretha Franklin keeps it demure. [Dlisted]More on the search for the perfect Lisbeth Salander. [LaineyGossip]Twihards can wear Sparkles-inspired R Pants. [I’m Not Obsessed]Pigeons don‘t care for Kings of Leon. [Agent Bedhead]The Ten Films That Film Snobs Won‘t Allow You To Hate. [Pajiba]Katy Perry looks coked out of her skull. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]Everyone hates Kate Gosselin, part bajillion.

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Would you like the real dish on what Lindsay Lohan is really and truly like in jail? Look no further than this hilariously tragic portrait of Lindsay, via The Sun’s sources: LINDSAY LOHAN has been moved to solitary confinement to keep her away from abusive inmates, according to a recently released lag. The actress has reportedly kept prisoners at LA County jail awake at night as she wails over the taunts chanted at her repeatedly throughout the day. As a result, Lindsay’s been put in lockdown as officials bid to make conditions more bearable for all, says former inmate Cheryl Presser.

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Last week, I saw the story that Julia Roberts’ older brother Eric Roberts had joined the “cast” of Celebrity Rehab, but I didn’t think that much of it. Honestly, I’ve heard the rumors about Eric and his addictions, and I thought it was just more of the same. But I was wrong! It turns out that Eric isn’t addicted to crack or heroin or even tequila… no, Eric likes the chronic. He’s been tweeting (he’s on Twitter?!?) about his addiction to medical marijuana: Eric Roberts checked into ‘Celebrity Rehab’ last week. His wife, Eliza, told E!

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Tim Gunn is a God among men. I live for bitchy, hilarious Tim Gunn interviews, and they’ve been sorely lacking in the run-up to this week’s grand return of Project Runway. What’s that? Did everyone else forget about it too? Yeah, PR comes back on Thursday at 9 pm. While I don’t think PR has gotten bad under Lifetime’s management, it does seem less like “event television” you know? Maybe it’s just the normal drop off for any show that’s entering its eighth season.

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A few weeks ago, the president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige publicly smacked down Edward Norton. Norton had been in talks to reprise his role as The Incredible Hulk in The Avengers, the film that will be like the greatest hits of several of Marvel’s comic-book action stars. Negotiations between Norton and Marvel broke down, and Kevin Feige released a bitchy public statement about Norton, claiming that they were looking for “an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members.

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Radar has released yet another audio tape, and I realize that I’ve lost count of what number this is. Sixth or seventh maybe. You can listen to the tape here - it’s shorter than most of them, and it basically sounds like a two-and-half minute long message that Mel left on Oksana’s answering machine, although she was actually on the line with him. Oksana stays silent and just listens as Mel rages at her.

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I know admitting this will make me sound idiotic, but I honestly thought that when Lindsay went to jail, we would be spared the constant barrage of crack shenanigans and daily updates about her existence. I was wrong. Because even though we don’t have the visual “pleasure” of seeing whatever state Lindsay is in on a daily basis, we still get various legal updates. And the news is not good for people who like to see crazy, entitled, violently stupid crackheads thrown into jail for a long time.

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For real! Gossip Cop’s sources claim that Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot with Norman Jean Roy for the October cover of Vanity Fair. I wonder if she did an interview too? Gossip Cop claims that she did, but I’m kind of hoping she didn’t - I hope instead, they just got some media/celebrity analyst to write about what an a–hole she is. As opposed to reading Lindsay’s crack quotes about how misunderstood she is. Gossip Cop can exclusively report that shortly before Lindsay Lohan went to jail she gave Vanity Fair an interview for its October cover.

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