Dane Cook

While at the American Idol finale, Dane Cook was serenading Simon Cowell with one of his original songs until season seven Idol reject Ian Bernardo grabbed the mic from him. Berendo interrupted Cook by saying: "Who cares? It's all about Ian Benardo tonight!I'm going to replace you, Simon Cowell! No one has a thing to say about you, just me…and I want to say I'm replacing you, Simon Cowell, because I'm more entertaining than you!"No one is going to admit that was in bad taste but it was what Dane did after that caused a commotion.

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer through cuddling up to the decrepit old weekly tabloids, so you don't have to. This week: Katie Holmes is so distracted with being knocked up that Suri's going without shoes.Also: Kendra lands yet another "exclusive" cover story, Brad is spying on Angie and Johnny, the dude from The Bachelor bores us to tears and Scott Disick is rammed down our throats. Good times!Ok!"Dancing With The Stars Showdown"The cover promises "behind the scenes drama," But there isn't any.

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We're sorry, but it's coming. Rumor is that the shaggy Office star has the role of Captain America pretty much in the bag. It'd be "a multi-film deal," which means Jim Halpert is about to get big. This is bad.Look, as actors go, Krasinki is mostly fine. He's certainly better than an Ashton Kutcher or a Dane Cook. Of the current crop of shaggy-sarcastic funnymen, Krasinksi is definitely not the worst.

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Lindsay Lohan says she’s started to write a book - PopeaterDemi Lovato previews the new Sonny season - JustJaredJrMo’Nique: My husband loves my hairy legs - DListedKelly Osbourne sports a lavender hairdo - HuffingtonPostSofia Vergara shows some skin at the Lakers game - HollywoodTunaTim Burton’s ten best movies are ranked - RottenTomatoesAn eight-year-old Brazilian girl does her best Gaga - TowleroadGet to know Erin Andrews before DWTS starts - CoedMagazineElin Nordegren to move back in with Tiger?

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This is what they call regression. Always trust Jessica Simpson to regress, to never learn from her mistakes. So, back in the day (circa 2007), Jessica had a rumored affair/relationship with her Employee of the Month costar (and I wrote that “Employee of the Mouth” at first, which is appropriate for both of them) Dane Cook. Whatever happened between the two them, it didn’t last for very long, but Dane never really said a bad word about Jessica, and she stayed pretty quiet about him too, so whatever.

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Blake Lively‘s bikini body is redonkulous. [Pop Sugar]Kate Beckinsale‘s career isn‘t going as planned. [Agent Bedhead]Suri Cruise looks like Chris Klein in this picture. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]Carey Hart has ugly hands. [PopBytes]Kristen Cavallari thinks Heidi Montag needed all that surgery. [Evil Beet]Daniel Dae Kim has never played an Asian stereotype. [CoverAwards]Ugh. Olivia Munn & Dane Cook? No thanks. [The Superficial]Warren Sapp: wife-beater. [Crazy Days and Nights]Robert Pattinson found sex scenes with Uma Thurman “disturbing”. [Seriously? OMG!

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Julie Benz may have a new gig on ABC appearing in a guest role on Desperate Housewives but that’s not all she’s got going on professionally … Julie will be starring in a new TV movie for the Hallmark Channel called Uncorked which tells the tale of an overworked, overstressed woman who finds rest, relaxation and an appreciation for a simpler way of life in the wine country. Here are a couple promo pics from Uncorked and a bit more info about the movie:Julie Benz likes to work. A lot.

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Gisele Bundchen loves being a mother - PopeaterSelena Gomez & Nick Jonas help Haiti - JustJaredJrRip Torn is headed to rehab - DListedLily Allen soaks up the sun - HollywoodTunaPunxsutawney Phil sees his shadow - TowleroadMegan Fox appears on ‘The Buried Life’ - CoedMagazineMel Gibson shows his diapering skills - RadarRobert Pattinson is a Razzie nominee - CelebuzzRussell Brand gets his yoga on - INFKara DioGuardi gets glammed up - BauergriffinPrince Harry is tossed off a horse - ASLCarrie Underwood wants to have a fun wedding - GabbyBabbleA pair of scrubs signed by the cast of House is now up

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Oh, Tucker Max: he gave sleazy Encyclopedia Brotanica-eque website AskMen.com an interview. Given the chance to speak freely, he starts his egomanical blame game all over again. This time, blame: Middle America, The Man, His Artistry, and His Producers. Awesome!Yeah. He went there.He starts opining about how he wishes he had a different strategy—like to start in one city, as Paranormal Activity did—thus ironically echoing the same ethos of The Man Running Hollywood that he later rallies against: find the thing that just performed really, really well, and try to capitalize on its success.

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