Heidi Montag

Happy 90210 Day! See you at The Peach Pit. [PopEater]Ellen Pompeo has six toes. For real. [Yeeah]Heidi Montag won‘t let her fake sex tape be released. [The Superficial]Michael Bay offers a reward to find the horrible puppy-throwing woman. [WWTDD]Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is NOT naked in Machete. [Celebnewswire]Jenna Fischer‘s dress could have been lovely, but that bodice took a fug, tacky, geometric turn for the worse. [Go Fug Yourself]Top Chef recap: I actually watched it, and I HATE the guy who won. [Gawker]First look at Season 2 of Glee! [Seriously? OMG!

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Newlyweds T.I. and Tameka Cottle get busted for marijuana in Los Angeles - TMZVanessa Hudgens gets in a fender bender at CVS - Just Jared JrRobert Rodriguez disinvited Lindsay Lohan from Machete premiere? - Us WeeklyMadonna and Lourdes continue to hit the set of W.E.

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Just like the skin on your over-sized tittays, our sympathy only stretches so thin, bb!The Real Heidi Doll finally realized what a complete monstrosity she has made herself, and is bitching every chance she can get about how much she regrets her ridiculous ELECTIVE plastic surgery procedures.She says:"My boobs are crushing me. They are totally too big and it's impossible to work out - they get in the way when I try to exercise. I have to wear two sports bras to run! It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore.

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It's kind of hard to sell something when it doesn't exist!!!Sources are confirming that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have finally ended negotiations with Vivid Entertainment, as they have decided they are no longer interested in selling their sex tape.According to the letter Spencer's assistant sent to Vivid's head honcho, Steve Hirsch, Heidi pulled "the kill switch" on the deal and made it "very clear" she doesn't want the tape sold.

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Tiger Woods takes out a hefty mortgage for a mansion he’s building on Jupiter Island - TMZMiley Cyrus hits the stage at Justin Bieber’s concert - Just Jared JrBethenny Frankel leaves the Housewives for good - Us WeeklyJ.K.

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Robert Pattinson partied with a “mystery blonde” last night. WHO WAS SHE? The Twihards are mid-meltdown, so I‘ll throw them a bone: she‘s his publicist. But I still don‘t know why she‘s clutching him that way. ZOMG! [LimeLife]Karissa Shannon admits boning Heidi Montag. [PopBytes]More photos of Lindsay Lohan being a braless wallflower. [Celebslam]Elizabeth Moss & Kelly Osbourne are very tiny. [LaineyGossip]Will Sofia Vergara run naked now that Modern Family won? [Dlisted]Hot dudes of the Emmys.

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Could this be a publicity stunt??Duh!From Spencer and Heidi?? NOOO…they would never do such a thing!!Well, Vivid Entertainment's Steven Hirsch is calling their bluff, saying that he needs to see at least 30 seconds of footage or else he refuses to fly down to Costa Rica to meet with Spencer. The crazy nutbag is asking for at least $5,000,000 for his so-called library footage, but Hirsch is saying NO WAY until he sees a preview.And the world waits with baited breath…[Images via WENN.]

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Julio Iglesias got hitched.John Mayer denies that he is back together with Jennifer Aniston.Peter Facinelli has been named the Worst Movie Vampire.The newest gay Republican claims that he’s had sex with “no one”.Aye Aye, skipper.There is a whole lotta look going on HERE.Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker claims that she has never smoked weed.That lovely smell of fresh cut grass is actually the plants way of screaming out in distress.Don’t you hate it when your airplane accidentally tells you you’re going to die?Lindsay Lohan, tho barely in the film, is almost entirely nude in Machete.New old stuff

Levi Johnston says he thinks his apology to Sarah Palin made him sound like a liar - PopEaterEmma Roberts cools off with a smoothie - Just Jared JrHeidi Montag and Spencer Pratt had to get very close after her surgery - Huffington PostGary Busey saves the day in Malibu - DListedOlivia Wilde shows off her bikini bod - Hollywood TunaKylie Minogue performs on America’s Got Talent - TowleroadLindsay Lohan is trying to adjust to normal life again - RadarWhitney Port needs help cleaning out her closet - CelebuzzJordana Brewster does some retail therapy - CelebslamMichael C.

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What an idiot — ha!Heidi Montag is worried that her new nose is going to fall off so she's been wearing surgical tape since she had the surgery performed!She explains:“I've had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don't want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson's.”So stoopid![Image via WENN.]

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